You might be reading too much slash if...

[fullygoldy]

You're sitting around the table with your foodie friends, discussing some upcoming experiments, and you have an inappropriate reaction to the phrase, "I've been giving a lot of thought to ginger."

My brain supplied:  Really? Really? I thought you were way too vanilla for figging. Oh, wait...

In my defense, I had just finished reading rivers_bend 's incredibly hot and satisfying "That Flavor You Like." (Glambert, natch)