Pervy Hobbit Fancier?

[fullygoldy]

Tonight's dinner conversation was wide-ranging and hilarious.

Mavis's boyfriend was here, so that added to the hijinks.  I had to do a synopsis of the Grimm Brothers' Seven Swans fairytale, because Mavis said that swans turn into princesses.  She didn't believe me when I said "princes too."  It turns out she has only read the HCA versions, so isn't aware of this fairly dark one.  Neither were any of the guys, so yeah.  I'm weird.

Then Mavis told us that her BF does a great Gollum impersonation, but when we asked to hear it, she left the room.  BF was embarassed, so DH decided to do his version.  Then Mavis came back, and DH off-handedly mentioned "we're pervy hobbit fanciers" meaning him and me.  

Me:  nuh uh.  I'm a pervy Elf fancier. 
Mavis:  What???
Me:  Legolas!
BF is  laughing
Mavis (turns to DH):  You're a pervy Gollum fancier?
DH:  NO.  Pervy HOBBIT fancier.
Mavis (turns to me):  You have pervy thoughts about Frodo?
BF:  No, she said "elf"
Me:  Legolas!
BF laughs harder
Mavis (turning back to DH):  You have pervy thoughts about Frodo? ::semi-horrified look::
BF stops laughing
DH:  No!  SAM!!
Me, Rupert and BF: ROFLMAO!!
Mavis looks at us all with an even more horrified expression before bursting out in laughter too.

Seriously, she's much too easy, but that's what makes it all so fun. hee!

hey, does anyone know the plural of "Anus?"  ::snicker::