Wow. There are so many things wrong with that that I don't even know where to start, and I'm never even going to have a husband! At the core, what offends me most is the assumption that every woman and every man can be this neatly pigeonholed and dissected. The fact that the needs they list are so asinine and inane they make my teeth hurt is almost more annoying than aggravating.

And, alas, I agree with emorog. This is probably quite recent. Looks like something Dobson or one of his ilk would've been proud to have penned.