fullygoldy | Gift! (no Pi)

Hopefully, later, there will be PIE. Thanks to

wpadmirer, I bring you:

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

Which, you know isn't exactly how my life ended up, except for the happily ever-after, the shopping, the martinis, the not saving money, the hot water (tankless rules!), the self esteem and the looking fabulous bits.

But I'm thinking this is an excellent cautionary tale for our daughters. JIC.