2013 Your Performance Improvement Plan Isn't Working

They do this thing where I work called a PIP (see title), so if you're not performing well, instead of firing you, they demoralize you first with the pretty much impossible PIP process, but it gives you time to look elsewhere before being let go.  Most people see the writing on the wall and bail before they have documented proof the PIP failed.

2013!! Why have you not found employment elsewhere?!?!

 

( ER visit the first )

 

( Bad Carma )

 

( Local Warming?  )

 

( ER visit the 2nd )

 

( Subaruby is a sad panda )

 

( ION )

It appears we've hit our out-of pocket max of medical expenses for the whole year in the first quarter.  Yay? Now I am eating steamed dumplings and drinking vodka.  If I had a hottub or a bath deep enough, I might actually not feel like whining.