Fan Girl Wannabe

Well, I do, obviously, but when real life hands you some fun, boy-boy interaction, it's a plus.  The following tale of adorableness by two RL boys is intended only for fun, and I apologize if anyone is offended.

This all started last weekend when I went to DH's work party.  Two of his buddies, Ronny and Ty (names are changed to protect - someone) were there.  Ronny is 30-something and Ty is the aforementioned 20-something tadpole.  These two are excitedly telling us about their day hiking/climbing at Devil's Lake, and they're affectionately bitching at each other in the story and while telling it.  So that's hint #1.  Ronny is twisting his foot around as he speaks, and fluttering his hands like crazy.  Hint #2.  Ronny looks and acts like Chandler Bing.  Hint #3.  And both of them switch to telling us how excited they are to be moving soon to Charleston.  They're going to work together.  Hint #4.  So I turn to DH, and say, "they are SO doing each other!" <squee>.  He laughs and says "yeah."  He now knows I'll be watching them for more slashable moments.

After a bit, Ty calms down, we start talking and this is where the flirting ensued.  He mentions girls quite frequently, so I adjust my perception to Bi.  But Ronny is still gay, gay, gay.  Ty invites us all to go to a luau party a friend of his is having, and we're just drunk enough to think more partying is a good idea.  Five of us pile into Ty's little Nissan, with Ty and Ronny up front, and we make the trek across town.  If we had realized we were going from our neighborhood to Westport, we probably would have passed, but it was too late to go back by the time we figured it out.  We arrive when the luau has pretty much wound down, and meet our hosts.  They're a co-habitating gay couple.  They were very nice to us total strangers, and plied us with alcoholic rootbeer floats and lots of good food. Yum!  Ty mentions to me that he hangs out with these guys all the time, and they cook him dinner almost every Sunday.  I'm thinking "I bet they'd like to make him more than dinner."

We didn't make it home until 1:30 am, and a large part of that had to do with the car.  This night was the cause of my last hangover for the week.  Wednesday night, DH tells me Ty's evening didn't finish until 6:30 am Sunday, because after dropping us off, he picked up his girlfriend and they went to another party where "all the girls were naked, all the guys were in their underwear, and everyone was doing E."  I'm thinking, the guys were probably not in their underwear for very long, and E wasn't the only thing they were doing.  <smirk> Thursday, DH mentions that Ty has invited us to meet he and Ronny at our favorite pub on Friday (last) night. 

Last night, we get there before the guys, and have a pint and some delicious wings.  Ty and Ronny arrive, and this time, it's Ronny who's in flirting mode.  More pints, and a shooter, and Ronny says, "you want to come over for low-country boil?"  Of course we do!  Just because we don't want to live in SC anymore, doesn't mean we can't appreciate southern delicacies!  We run home to pick up the red-skinned potatoes, and the fresh corn relish DH made, and then head over to Ronny's.  Ty runs home to shower before dinner. 

While we're waiting for Ty and getting the boil started (I got to play with the cleaver), Ronny shows us all this beautiful art of his mother's.  Lots of studies of Rainbow Row and the Battery in Charleston.  Really really nice stuff; she's a very successful artist.  And some other original art picked up from around the world.  And his extensive collection of cookbooks, and I'm thinking, "yep.  Gay.  Only a gay guy's loft apartment would look like this."  Ty arrives, and over a very delicious boil, he tells us the story of another buddy/co-worker, who had to call him up this morning to tell Ty all about the dream he had about Ty & Ronny: They were moving to SC and Ronny's wife didn't know that Ty was moving with them, and Ty was pissed at Ronny because he hadn't told her, and apparently the dreamer was trying to smooth things over for them.  Can you see my point?  They are SO doing each other. 

This is where Ronny suddenly mentions his absent wife, the PhD in Performing Arts who is currently touring with an Opera company.  He hasn't had any 'good love' since April!  "Wait! Wait! You're married?" "yep."  Look at DH, "he's married?" "Uh.  Oh yeah.  I knew he had a wife somewhere, but she's never here, so I forgot."  ROFL  I thought the wife in the dream was just a dream-wife.

But.  Until they move, I've got my very own, RL slashfest going on under my nose.  Because they are SO doing each other.